Athanni

Hello Mithila Vasi;

Bam shankar Kailashpati !!!


Although the inflation is on the driver's seat where Rs. 1000/ doesn't mean anything. But I have seen life of every people moves round the Atthanni yeah! 50 paise.

Take the example of one of my bhateeja "Bechnaa" in mumbai. Let me explain " Atthanni mahimaa" through Bechnaa.

Atthanni= 50 Piase= 0.5 Ruppees= $0.011494253 USD


"Bechna" starts his morning at 7:30, wake up, took breakfast put some 'roti' in his tiffin. At 8:30 he arrives at local railway station to buy ticket to Bandra. he puts his hand in his pocket and take out some coins whose total value was Rs. 5 ruppees. Alas! an Athhani short of the total fare. Curshed his wife (hi-hi re Atthanni). If one Atthanni would have been there he wouldn't had to break his 20 ruppees note.

At 10:30 in his office he puts his hand and take out coins of Rs. 1 and an atthanni. Now he had to content himself with one cutting (famous half tea in mumbai) thanks to the Atthanni it was short otherwise he would have taken one full cup.

Bechna returns his home at 5:30. His wife ordered him to bring vegetable his son was crying to fill tyre of his cycle with air. He took his son with him went to a poor cycle repair shop. The man before him did an exercise, his son was lit up with joy, Bechna put his hand into his pocket took out a Atthanni. The cycle man disappointed once again for he was expecting one more atthanni, murmoured something probabily cursing in disguise.

Bechna went to the vegetable shop, take vegetable of Rs. 30 and told the grocers to give him green chily. And in response Bechna was standing like a begger. He was again short of one Athanni. Grocers cursed him for the fact Thaknaa has been pretending for one short of Athanni everyday for years.

Bechna starts his morning, cursed his wife, went to office cursed himself for one cutting of tea, cycle man cursed him and finally green grocers cursed him daily this is all for one Atthanni.

For me this Atthani can make your life a hail or you can get blessings of all Just for one Atthanni.

Hi-hi re atthanni ! ! !


Jai jai sia raam

Love

Saabik Kaa India

Saabik means…. The time when I (Khattar Kaka) was young like you

Dear Mithila Vasi;

Jai Jai Sia Ram ! !

Although the Indian government boasts to have achieved most of the task our forefather dreamt to achieve during freedom struggle. Let me see through the changes:



The nation builder Politician:

In Saabik: Mahatma Gandhi, Dr. Rajedra Prasad, J.L.Nehru, L.B.Shatri.

Now:- Sonia Gandhi, Laloo, Rabri, Jaylalita, Mulayam Singh

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Slogan of the People;



In Saabik:- Vande…. Mataram ! ! Vande Matram !!

Now :- Made in India, Made in India…..



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Output of the Education:



In Saabik: Be a doctor, an engineer or want to be a big shot take the degree of barrister. the world will be yours so everything in it!

Now: Want to be a doctor… engineer… who hell you are ! You will have to fight for two meals a day! Have a business…. Or not lucky enough to have money… Get an MBA



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Symptom of the Love:



In Saabik: The young man visit the house of a girl. The girl saw him from behind the curtain of the dining room. The young man look into her eyes. The girl goes red in shame! It is the beginning of the Love!!!

Now: The girl met the young man in the midnight in a pub! The girl shows the theory of equality of the girl. The girl goes far beyond’s man expectation. This routine is followed and the love is born.

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Dress code for a Man:

In Saabik: Wear as much as light you can.

Now: Wear as heavily as you can.

Dress code for Woman:

In Saabik: Wear the saari with new style make the Juura of hair in best way.

Now: Hey! Man can no longer exploit women! For, the women will wear shortest apparel to please their counterpart. At the height there is no need to wear it at all !!!

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Population

In Saabik: 361 million

Now : : 10802 million

I will bounce back on next week till then

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Jai Jai Sia Raam

Kaka goes english

Dear Mithila_vasi;

Jai Jai Sia-Ram !

During the epoch of Prof. Harimihan Jha I (Khattar Kaka) had suggested him that real Brahmin are living in America only. He didn't admitted it readily but when I had given him the justification, He realized that yeah! Real brahmin is residing in America only.

Motivated by my Justification he had written "Khattar Kaka'k Tarang". Sahitya Akadamy also accepted by justification and his another work on Biography was awarded with Sahitya Akadmy Puraskar.

Unfortunatally I am sorry I could no longer remain a maithili speaking and in this era of internet I am bound to go english. But Mind it my accent will remains maithili only.

This mail is to remaind you all Mithila Vasi that I (khattar kaka) am bounced back and will hound you occasionally with my 't a r a n g' . You can expect one mail in a week.

Jai Jai Sia Ram ! !

Khattar Kaka
Mithila (India)
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